The Cap’t

So ye want to know a bit about me do ye? Alright me hearty, tis a tale that changes with each telling so be warned ye may be sittin a spell.

My name is Cheryl. Most know me by the moniker Fireflykiwi. I know, not such a fearsome pirate name, but it stuck. Now, I will not bore ye with the details of how I became a pirate at a tender age. It was so long ago that I barely remember the events. But the story of how I became a pirate hooker…well that’s a more recent occurrence.

Ye see, although I learned the art of “hooking” when I was but a young girl, I never really pursued the craft with any diligence. Then some months ago I picked up the hook once more. It felt as natural as standing on a ship at sea. But it wasn’t until a sneaky kninja by the name of springplum journeyed with me to a merchant that sold fine yarns that I became the Pirate Hooker that sits before ye. I realized that day the infinite possibilities as I stared at the sea of yarn.

Upon returning to my Pirate Hideout I decided that it was time for me to take the Hook to sea and spread the news of its wonder. The sloop I acquired was aptly named The Pearly Hook. I gathered a crew and set sail. It has been a grand adventure ever since.